7 Movies Kristen Stewart SHOULD Have Starred In

Tue, Jul 31, 2012 03:06 PM by Lizzy Cooperman and Shannon Lucas

7 Movies Kristen Stewart SHOULD Have Starred In

1. The Break-Up

Since Kristen's actually experienced a monumental break-up, she's way more suited for the role than Jennifer Aniston. Alright, equally suited.

2. Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

Kristen sends out a search party to find her boyfriend after regretfully making out with Abraham Lincoln.

3. Sex And The City 2

For the first time in Karaoke history, a woman gets booed while belting I Touch Myself. She then goes under the tutelage of Samantha, and becomes a slut.

4. Transformers

Kristen changes from Rob Pattinson's girlfriend into a lonely Decepticon, and must undergo constant reminders that she only got the part because she already had red contacts.

5. Joan Of Arc

Kristen gets burned at the cross for being 22 and wanting to keep her options open.

6. Dude, Where's My Car?

Kristen smokes a ton of weed, eats a vat of chocolate pudding, and plays a round of mini-golf to forget about the affair. She then retraces her steps only to find that her car has been hiding behind Robert's U-Haul.