A Bad Rap
When you title your YouTube video "The worst rap video ever," you bet your ass there's going to be some incredibly high expectations!
While this abomination may not be the worst ungodly mess you've ever laid eyes on, there is a quiet grace in its terrible details. The impossibly large orange backwards cap defying the laws of physics. The public-domain NASA photos inexplicably floating in the green screen. The painfully basic beat machine. The unintelligible, non-rhyming verses. The pops of red appropriately matching the high-out-of-his-mind rapper's eyes.
All these elements conspire to create, if not the worst rap video ever, certainly one truly dreadful pile of sh*t.
Hypothetically speaking, say you were to have a song stuck in your head, without actually knowing any of the words to said song…how many times would you have to bang your head against the desk to make that go away? More than 20?
P.S. Did you know the title of this post is a play on words?? It's a colloquialism referencing criticism, and also literally what the video is! Pretty clever, huh!
P.P.P.S. I need constant validation!
P.P.P.P.S. Now you want me to, how do you feel. Love for real.