Abe Lincoln, Polka Monster

Mon, Jun 01, 2009 02:14 PM by Peter Gilstrap

A towering, strangely ebullient Abraham Lincoln was captured on tape in an unexplainable appearance on The Big Joe Polka Show.

Stunned historians have commented that—beyond his astonishing return from the grave—he is also the sexiest person in the room, a first for the late sixteenth president. 

Unless you count the two women dancing together at 0:14. Sweet.