If you spent your week consumed with why they're making Rocky: The Musical instead of the clearly more obvious choice of Judge Dredd: The Musical, and missed your Soup dose, let's catch up.
1. Live With Regis and Kelly: There's no doubt teen Idol big shot Scotty McCreery is a monster at vocalizing, but at baseball? According to the Big Mc it's true. Somebody up there likes him, apparently.
Now that elder-respectin' country boy Scotty "Yessir" McCreery has slammed the American Idol competition into submission, the smilin' southern teen is reaping the fantastic rewards of his success. Like appearing on a morning chat show with Regis Philbin.
And Scott knows who to thank for all this overwhelming luck.
If you loved American Idol topper Scotty McCreery's trademark tilted cranium, you're going to love stepping into the ultimate McCreery dream home. It's like living in the Scottster's head, but with indoor plumbing!
Yes, there's plenty more where this came from tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT when a new Soup comes your way.
And until then, here's some more heartfelt heartland fun...
As American Idol proved this week, America loves country warbler Scotty McCreery. The America that also loves dining at Circle K and chrome bull testicles dangling from the bumper of their Dodge Ram Hemi. And that's our America, by the way. Now you can join Joel McHale in watching Scott's head move!
Speaking of love, check out Wendy Williams' blistering impression of Kim K.'s big proposal moment.
Then come back for more on your fresh Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT!
Want more McHale right now? Read on ...
As the potential idols of our troubled nation dwindle to a mere six, the show has to come up with new ways to fill up an hour and a half.
Did someone says duets? Yes indeed, and what a more perfect pairing than Southern young'uns Scotty McCreery and Lauren Alaina?
Steve Tyler has enormous lips, and apparently they're loose as well. Last night on American Idol, the aging idol dropped the most all-American of adjectives commonly used to describe the sacred act of physical love while gushing over the screechy performance of bearded doughboy Casey Abrams.
The audince, his fellow judges and our great nation were shocked—shocked!—at the primetime utterance. You know, the same one you can hear repeatedly on everything from American Loggers to Jersey Shore.
While most of the American Idol contestants simply ply the judges with big Crest Strip smiles and look-into-the-camera-with-the-red-light-on-and-sing stage presence, James Durbin delivers a taste of dangerous rock 'n' roll. He's wild! He wears ripped jeans! He lights pianos on fire!
But not his hair, however. The man doesn't want a Michael Jackson, sorry, Pepsi moment of flaming head...
Good Day New York had recent American Idol castoff Karen Rodriquez on this morning to talk about her experience on the show as well as to be subjected to Greg Kelly's Greg Kelly-ness.
Now that you're back from church, where you were praying furiously for God to make Charlie Sheen say some more crazy s--t, join us for a dip into the best of your week in Soup.
1. The Bachelor: Once the choosing of a life partner is over for most folks, it's all beer on the couch, TV dinners in bed and everlasting passion. Not for Brad Womack, however, who must confront miffed, also-ran Chantal and pretend he still cares. Which is apparently even harder than pretending he cared the first time around.
Four more to go, Soup fiends!
Somewhere in rawk heaven, Kurt Cobain must be scratching what's left of his head. Assuming they get American Idol up there, and assuming he was loaded enough to actually sit all the way through doughy, squirrel-ish Casey Abram's rendition of "Smells Like Teen Spirit." Which smelled pretty bad.
But then noted musician J.Lo liked it, so what do we know?
Other than the fact that the smell of adult Joel McHale will be wafting your way at 10 p.m. ET/PT tonight with a brand new Soup!
Keep going for more Idol antics.
