America's Next Top Model Welcomes America's Current Top Kardashians

Thu, Oct 13, 2011 03:47 PM by Peter Gilstrap

Tyra Banks has her aspiring models practicing hard to get to the top, and that involves dealing with all manner of unexpected situations.

Like standing around in a tent when all of a sudden the Kardashian sisters appear! Makes sense, as everyone knows how the Kardashians have long encouraged young girls to enter modeling, but they also talk about their Sears line of clothing. Which they happen to be wearing.

What are the chances?

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Soup Top 5: America's Next Top Model Scores One for der Fatherland

Sun, Oct 02, 2011 06:22 AM by

We'd love to write something clever but we're too consumed with trying to forgive ourselves for being aroused by Nancy Grace on DWTS. So let's just move through the shame cycle and get into the best of this week's Soup.

1. America's Next Top Model: The season's just kicked in, but already the judging is heating up. This week, hopeful Lisa comes under scrutiny for certain behavior that might have made her Germany's top model. In 1942.

One down, four await.

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America's Next Top Model: All Stars—Today America, Tomorrow ze Vorld!

Thu, Sep 29, 2011 11:20 AM by

Now that Tyra Banks has carefully culled her gaggle of thin, determined all stars from the cycles of past seasons, the competition to become America's Next Top Model almost seems real.

In fact, the candidates are undergoing prodigious scrutiny from the panel of judges, particularly from the keen sensibilities of Brit fashion photographer Nigel Barker...

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America's Next Top Model: Tyra Explains Difference Between Love and Not Love

Thu, Sep 15, 2011 11:47 AM by Peter Gilstrap

It's time for Cycle 17 of America's Next Top Model as noted author Tyra Banks continues to toy with the pointless dreams of young American women who don't realize that the only way to assume that prestigious mantle is to kill Tyra.

In the kickoff episode, poor, hot Brittany became the first sucker to take a fall last night as Tyra bestowed pearls of Top Model wisdom on barely-hanging-in-there Alexandria. Who everyone hated.

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The Burden of a Fantastic Ass on America's Next Top Model

Thu, Apr 21, 2011 04:59 PM by Peter Gilstrap

The lovely young women Tyra has rounded up on America's Next Top Model may appear to have what so many ladies yearn for: stunning features, taut, shapely bodies and swan-like elegance.

But according to pitiful Monique, being owner/operator of a serious back end load is not all it's cracked up to be.

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America's Next Top Model: Tyra's Honeys and the Creeps Who Love Them

Mon, Apr 04, 2011 11:52 AM by Peter Gilstrap

Looking like being a gorgeous scarecrow in designer clothing is not the only requirement of a top model, so Tyra must school her hopefuls in things like meeting the fans. And fans can be anybody. And anybody includes obsessive young men who look oddly like Vincent D'Onofrio. And may or may not still live with mother.

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Soup Top 5: Sister Wives Honors American Tradition of Unemployment

Sun, Apr 03, 2011 07:17 AM by Peter Gilstrap

If you were camping out in line to score tickets to Charlie Sheen's one-man show and missed some vital Soup, now is the time to catch up.

1. Sister Wives: Wife Meri—is she number two or three?—is no slacker. In fact, while other wives get to lay around the multi-family house all day, she's got to bring in the bacon. And when she's home, she obsesses on the American flag. What it means, who knows.

One down, four to go, Soup fiends.

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America's Next Top Model: Tyra Wounded by Internet!

Thu, Mar 31, 2011 11:00 AM by

As Tyra Banks carefully schools her fledgling models for the role as toppest of them all, there are many elements that come into play. Correct runway sauntering, proper icy attitude, dealing with all those nasty people on the Internet who ...

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Soup Top 5: Hot Woman Left With Burning Sensation on The Bachelor

Sun, Mar 13, 2011 07:31 AM by Peter Gilstrap

If you spent your week dancing in the gold of Charlie Sheen and somehow missed some Soup, let's take a moment to refresh.

1. The Bachelor: Remember sexy Rozlyn from last season, who was booted from the show for allegedly getting it on with a producer? She's back, and ready to spill on the lesson she learned from her wanton ways. How she'll clean it up is anybody's guess.

Don't stop now, kids. Four more to go!

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Tension on the Field of America's Next Top Model

Thu, Mar 10, 2011 03:59 PM by Peter Gilstrap

In top modeling, when the going gets tough, the tough get their hair styled in a new and exciting way that'll hopefully really make a statement.

At least that's America's Next Top Model aspirant  Dominique's game plan. But when it's clinch time at the photo shoot, fashion boss Jay Manuel ain't blown away.

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