Audrina: Donald Trump Kisses Something Other Than His Own Ass
Like a herpes sore with a comb over, Donald Trump continues to flare up all over the crotch of pop culture when you least expect him. Case in point, his appearance on last night's Audrina, where he gave titular Audrina's mom Lynn a little thrill.
Of course they're soft. He keeps them incubated and moisturized every night by sleeping with his head up his butt.
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