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Thnigs are tough for Audrina. First the boyfriend splits, then there's crazy mommy and her boozing, loudmouth ways, and now younger sis Casey and hubby Kyle show up at even younger sis Samantha's sweet 16 party (yes, she got a convertible Mercedes), causing more turmoil.
Still, Audrina is looking on the bright side.
It's been distracting news this week that Angelina Jolie was crowned Goodness Angel of the World (and it seems like just yesterday she was simply Queen of Carrying Billy Bob Thornton's Blood Around Her Neck), so if you've been consumed with that and missed your vital Soup, here's your look back at the best.
1. Good Morning America: If you like to see reporters look dumb on live national TV, click here.
Audrina Patridge is obviously a busy woman. So much so that she's able to fill at least 22 minutes a week with her whirlwind life on Audrina, and that includes taking a meeting with her folks Lynn and Mark about the new beauty line she's endorsing.
But as far as mommy Lynn is concerned, skin cream, schmin cream.
Last night, Audrina's family went to a gun range because, of course, it's not enough just to put braindead, emotionally excitable people on TV, you have to put guns in their hands, too.
And it turns out Audrina's mom Lynn is a pretty good shot. Which should come in handy for the post-apocalyptic hellscape she thinks she may have to survive.
Last night the walking blow-up doll Audrina and her brother went out to dinner with their parents to talk about planning a family vacation, as well as to debate whether oysters make you horny.
Which one of those topics do you think made it into this clip?
Like a herpes sore with a comb over, Donald Trump continues to flare up all over the crotch of pop culture when you least expect him. Case in point, his appearance on last night's Audrina, where he gave titular Audrina's mom Lynn a little thrill.
Last night's eponymous show saw Audrina Patridge, her sister Casey and their mom Lynn head to New York so Audrina could go to fashion week and do what she does best: stand and breathe while people take pictures of her.
But before Lynn and Casey could watch Audrina perform her special talent, they had to go shopping for dresses and get into a stupid argument.
Audrina premiered this week. It's a new reality show that follows the life of Hills star, Audrina Patridge. We're saying that in case she's reading. She needs it explained to her. But now, without further ado, please enjoy this alternate trailer for her new show...
Last night was the premiere of Audrina Patridge's new show, Game of Thrones. She played Eddard Stark, the Lord of Winterfell, and she showed her might by decapitating a deserter in front of her 10-year-old son.
Of course last night was also the premiere of Audrina's other new show, Audrina. And in this one she did what she does best: stand there and breathe while other people take pictures of her. Although this photographer, Willy, was especially creepy.
In case you were busy researching candidates and issues in preparation for voting this week—sorry, we meant playing Xbox—and missed your Soup, let's recap:
1. Sister Wives: Religious champion lover Kody Brown has a lot of balls in the air, what with his battalion of bedmates, and that can make for some serious insecurity among the womenfolk. Find out how he keeps his ladies feeling good. And it's not with pedicures and mylar balloons.
Don't stop now, kids, four more servings of Soup to go!
