We've become so reliant on electricity, sometimes we forget that if there were a sudden blackout, it would kill all possibility of watching NBC's upcoming show, Revolution.
And like the show Revolution, all losing contestants on Total Blackout will be cannibalized by host Jaleel White.
As so tenderly demonstrated by Dina Lohan, a mother's love for her daughter just can't be limited to the confines of a simple description.
Your daughter's not a genius, you say? Woody Allen directed Crimes and Misdemeanors, whereas a true mastermind must possess the skills to attempt them. You be the judge.
Since the night is dark and full of terrors, why not lighten things up with a plucky rendition of the theme song from Game Of Thrones.
Girls who can play the harp are total Bard-magnets. It is known.
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"And now I ask that if you build a fire tonight, you kindly spare my inalienable thesaurus."
Dr. Oz's harem gathered 'round once again to demystify the effects of expired cottage cheese.
Wow, so just for the sake of his clinical demonstration, Dr. Oz had the nerve to swipe Paula Deen's recipe for poutine.
Because women really go for flop sweat and geriatric cross-dressing, an overzealous contestant tried his liver-spotted hand at making a first impression on The Bachelorette.
Then Little Red Ridinghood thought to herself, "My, what a small life you have."
And the winner of this week's "Caption This!" contest is…
Anthony Caciopoli: "Scored us another gig in Tijuana!"
Congratulations! Your limited edition Soup t-shirt is on its way. After twenty consecutive wins, check your PO Box for a limited edition Soup riding crop! Well done.
We await your submissions for this week's "Caption This!" contest!
She's more than capable of going by herself, but she requires a Beethoven-loaded iPod to produce something truly profound.
The toilet paper will be preserved for use in future Rorschach tests.
IMDb writer Jon C. Hopwood managed to break through the seemingly impenetrable Kardashian orb in order to perfect the bio of Kim Kardashian. He's given us a glimmer of hope that one day our great nation will put her front and her notorious behind, behind us.
Kim just couldn't fathom the venom…mostly due to the article's lack of LOLs.
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