Don't be confused by the title of Dr. Drew's Lifechangers, the good doc trots out plenty of good ol' fashioned freaks, just like on all the other chat shows. This week it's a taste of sideshow, as dignified Drew hosts a fat woman who makes the Michelin Man look svelte, and this gal knows how to put her prodigious pounds to good use.
You may know Ernie Brown, Jr. as The Wildman. Or maybe The Turtleman. Or, if you don't know him at all, he's a proud hayseed—sorry, man—who rids Kentuckians of their varmints.
It's an art, mind you, one that involves a deep and abiding knowledge of all aspects of said critters. In this case, the wily racoon and its deadly fecal matter. Yes, deadly.
If garden variety animal phobias simply don't jack you into the nanosphere of terrifying entertainment that you so desperately crave, Animal Planet has been gracious enough to offer up the extreme ones.
And here we have a woman who's trying to quell her terror of spiders by handling a tarantula, but her concerns are not what you might think.
Country boy Tribble (really, Tribble) has a lot to plow through in the lady field as he attempts to choose a fillie from the sexy herd in Sweet Home Alabama, and his current interest is one Tiffany Ginger (really, Tiffany Ginger).
But it's not just her obvious physical attractions that the Tribster is taken by, as he readily explains...
In case your world is not real enough, we have the bona fide reality of MTV's The Real World to give us a glimpse into, well, something just a little bit realer. And what could be realer than a couple dudes like Zach and Nate hanging out discussing a dream about penises? Or is it peni? Anyway...
You can count on Nancy Grace to bring you the hard-nosed news commentary as well as her brand of tough courtroom justice, and now the mouth from the south adds herself to the incisive menu as she dissects her searing Dancing With the Stars appearance.
And yes, she's taking calls from right-thinking Americans.
Though the denizens of the Las Vegas Jailhouse may not be the sharpest tools in the shed, they have accumulated a certain brand of life experience in their dark travels.
Like this guy, for example, who was brought in for getting a wee bit too liquored up, but has some considered thoughts on the effects of marijuana.
It's time to deconstruct what happened on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and plucky MC Andy Cohen has the great Wendy Williams riding shotgun to translate the true meaning of what spaketh the wives of house.
And the first item on the agenda is the cryptic reference to something called CPT...
Poor Lindsay Lohan. Not really, more like endless screw up Lindsay Lohan, a pattern that has yet again landed her behind bars. But it won't be for long, as Access Hollywood reports.
And while part of Lilo's sentence is community service, the question for the judge is where can she actually be of service.
The new show Bad Sex not only scuttles the thought that there's no such thing as bad sex, but offers up bad, gay Ryan, who must have sex all the time, particularly with straight men. Like his pal Jacob.
And what better location for seduction than a bowling alley?
