Bachelor Pad: Every Rose Has Its Bret Michaels Appearance

Tue, Aug 23, 2011 12:21 PM by Peter Gilstrap

When he's not seeing to his apprentice duties for Donald Trump or battling life-threatening health issues, Bret Michaels is apparently on the road. Just a dude and his headband, driving the highways in his custom sex bus, serenading the people.

And that includes Bachelor Pad's Michael and Holly. Troubador Bret just happened to be cruising the L.A. hills when he came across the ex-couple, invited them into his ride and launched into his tired yet profound ballad "Every Rose Has Its Thorn." 

But the real thrill for Holly, of course, was... 

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Bachelor Pad: Will Hunk Blow Chunks?

Wed, Aug 10, 2011 12:34 PM by Peter Gilstrap

Now that Ashley and J.P. are well on the way toward undying love, it's time for the losers and also-rans of Bachelor and Bachelorette seasons past to regroup and play out their desperate swinger fantasties under one roof.

Meaning, Bachelor Pad is back, complete with the kind of meaningful mating rituals that so many love-hungry couples engage in. When they want to win money. 

Here we have Casey and Vienna teamed against Jake and Jackie, to see which couple can literally hang on to each other the longest while suspended in the air.

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Soup Top 5: Love Means Always Having to Say You're Sorry on The Bachelor

Sun, Mar 20, 2011 06:00 AM by

Now that you're back from church, where you were praying furiously for God to make Charlie Sheen say some more crazy s--t, join us for a dip into the best of your week in Soup.

1. The Bachelor: Once the choosing of a life partner is over for most folks, it's all beer on the couch, TV dinners in bed and everlasting passion. Not for Brad Womack, however, who must confront miffed, also-ran Chantal and pretend he still cares. Which is apparently even harder than pretending he cared the first time around.

Four more to go, Soup fiends!

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Condensed Soup: Brad Womack's Brain Hurts

Fri, Mar 18, 2011 12:35 PM by

It's a big deal, selecting a wife from a gaggle of actresses single women fed to you by TV producers, and one that Bachelor Brad Womack did not take lightly. The decision involved a great deal of walking around for the cameras, letting his beard grow just so and, of course, thinking. At least one of these really took its toll on the man.

But there's no reason you should waste valuable brain power figuring out which one it is, especially when you've got Joel McHale to do the ciphering for you.

Come back tonight for your full-sized Soup at 10 p.m. ET/PT!

But don't stop now. Keep going for more Bachelor fun!

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All-New Soup Tonight!

Fri, Mar 18, 2011 11:03 AM by Andrew Genser

In tonight's steaming specimen...

The Bachelor's Brad finally picks the woman he wants to marry...or at least date for a few months before he realizes a televised gameshow probably isn't the best place to find real love...

American Idol's Casey Abrams performs Smells Like Teen Spirit, which makes Kurt Cobain glad he smells like rotting corpse...

Something called Rebecca Black "sings" its way onto the Internet, which makes Kurt Cobain glad he smells like rotting corpse...

The Bad Girls Club gets a new housemate named Wilma, and Wilma's sheets get a new bedmate named urine...

And Survivor's Phil shows us he's not just a former federal agent, he's also a current sleep groper...

Ladel this pot down your gullet tonight at 10pm ET/PT! And keep reading for something to tide you over until then.

 

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Chantal in the Hot Seat on Live With Regis and Kelly

Wed, Mar 16, 2011 03:15 PM by Peter Gilstrap

We've all been able to finally exhale knowing that sensitive head case Brad Womack will be relinquishing his single status for a lifelong commitment to Emily Maynard and her daughter Ricki, leaving Chantal O'Brien, AKA the Woman He Cut Loose, to milk her 15 minutes by dropping in on the likes of Regis and Kelly.

And you better believe Reeg needs to know what the hell happened on that whole Bachelor thing! See for yourself ...

 

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Brad Vs. Chantal Grudge-Match Smackdown on The Bachelor: After the Final Rose!

Wed, Mar 16, 2011 02:10 PM by Peter Gilstrap

Bachelor Brad Womack may have selected blond mommy-vixen Emily as his fake TV wife, but that doesn't mean also-ran Chantal is gone from his life forever.

On The Bachelor: After the Final Rose (and by the way, don't you throw final roses on coffins?), Mr. Warmth was forced one last time to excercise his sincerity acting chops as hot, miffed Chantal confronted him in a desperate search for closure.

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Bachelor Brad Faced With Choice: Wife and Daughter or Beer?

Tue, Mar 15, 2011 04:42 PM by Peter Gilstrap

Now, of course, we all know that Brad Womack picked Emily Maynard and her sweet young daughter to spend the rest of his life with. Or to maybe dump asap. 

Either way, last night's finale of The Bachelor found Em lecturing Brad on the reality of becoming a father. Which he really, really wants to do. Pretty much.

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Soup Top 5: Hot Woman Left With Burning Sensation on The Bachelor

Sun, Mar 13, 2011 07:31 AM by Peter Gilstrap

If you spent your week dancing in the gold of Charlie Sheen and somehow missed some Soup, let's take a moment to refresh.

1. The Bachelor: Remember sexy Rozlyn from last season, who was booted from the show for allegedly getting it on with a producer? She's back, and ready to spill on the lesson she learned from her wanton ways. How she'll clean it up is anybody's guess.

Don't stop now, kids. Four more to go!

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Remembering Michelle's Money Shot on The Bachelor

Wed, Mar 09, 2011 11:42 AM by Peter Gilstrap

Maybe the saddest moment of The Bachelor was when breathtakingly unstable Michelle Money failed to get a rose, leaving us with no more paranoid outbursts, no more backstabbing rants, no more Oscar-level weeping jags. 

It was all the more shocking, as Brad Womack sure seemed to enjoy their sessions of mutual physical attraction. Anyway, we get a chance to relive those sweet memories in The Bachelor: The Women Tell All.

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