Bulging News Package
An ABC News affiliate in Denver ran a piece on David Petraeus' resignation scandal with a photo of his mistress alongside the book she wrote about him. I know what you're thinking – a book? Blech! Reading sucks! Don't do it! Which is precisely how one budding TV producer became an unemployment statistic.
Your complete lack of attention to detail and total disregard for educating the public are astounding. Congratulations, you just got yourself a job on E News!