Butt Chugging Along
Members of University of Tennessee's Pi Kappa Alpha and an Orville Redenbacher look-alike gathered with shame-swept faces in defense of Alexander Broughton, who should really leave the country and go on a Master Cleanse.
"But seriously, if things don't work out with my client, how would you folks feel if I opened a butt-chugging speakeasy, like the one I ran during Prohibition?"
via Gawker

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