"Caption This!": Law and Order

Sun, May 13, 2012 01:32 PM by

"License and registration please…and five of those ones with the rainbow sprinkles."

Calling all cars! Submit your own caption in the comments section below for a chance to win a limited edition Soup t-shirt, which looks great in line-ups and mug shots alike. The funniest and most original submission to come in before midnight on Thursday will be confiscated and submitted for evidence. Oh. And featured here on the site too!

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"Caption This!": Put 'Er There, Palomino

Sun, May 06, 2012 08:47 AM by Shannon Lucas

Just a couple of good time old ponies, hoof-bumpin' and talking smack about Seabiscuit.

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Trot out your own caption in the comments section below for a chance to win a limited edition Soup t-shirt. The funniest and most original caption to be submitted before Thursday at midnight will be given a figurative wreath, jug of milk, and then taken around back and shot...figuratively.

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"Caption This!": Permanently Pressed

Sat, Apr 28, 2012 12:27 PM by Shannon Lucas

"I think I found your problem. This lint trap hasn't been cleaned in forever."

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Have a better caption for this picture? Submit your own in the comments section below and we'll sort the heavies from the delicates. The owner of the funniest and most original caption to come out in the wash will get a limited edition Soup t-shirt, which should soften the blow of all those socks that are lost forever. Make sure to have your submissions in by Thursday at midnight!

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"Caption This!": Just Another Hick In the Wall

Mon, Apr 23, 2012 09:24 AM by Shannon Lucas

Game laws require that anyone wearing urban camouflage as convincing as this must also keep their legs this bright and pasty. Otherwise fellow hunters might mistakenly demolish one of their own.

Once he gathers enough squirrel pelts to barter with, it's straight back to Pier 1 Imports for more wrought iron patio furniture.

Have a better caption for this stylish gent? Fire away in the comments section below. We'll thin out the herd on Thursday at midnight, and choose the funniest, most original submission. Whoever hits the bullseye gets a limited edition Soup T-shirt that blends perfectly into backgrounds that look like Soup T-shirts.

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"Caption This!": Limited Bandwidth

Mon, Apr 16, 2012 06:18 PM by Lizzy Cooperman

The closest he's ever come to a Bluetooth is his penchant for Blue Raspberry Slurpees, but oddly, he's not even talking; he's just the world champion at playing Draw Something with his tongue.

He's not really worried about the whole talking-while-driving offense. He's more concerned he just robbed five banks while dressed up as a cyborg.

At any point between now and Thursday at midnight, please submit your captions in the comments section below. If you present us with the funniest and most original caption, you'll be awarded a limited edition Soup t-shirt to wear while you rock yourself to sleep to the Nokia ring tones of yesteryear.

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"Caption This!": Cat Burglar

Tue, Apr 10, 2012 06:56 PM by Shannon Lucas

When someone says there's a 'fox in the hen house' or that something is like 'a bull in a china shop', it never refers to anything good. But when someone references a 'cat in the dollhouse', that's when you know things have really gone sideways.

Barbie and Ken took it badly when they discovered their Homeowners Insurance did not cover Cats of God.

Lay waste to your miniature competition by submitting your own caption in the comments section below. Any time between now and Thursday at midnight should do the trick. The owner of the funniest and most original caption will be rewarded with a limited edition Soup t-shirt and a smug sense of superiority normally reserved for pillaging kittens.

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"Caption This!": Batting Order

Wed, Apr 04, 2012 10:57 AM by Lizzy Cooperman

It's a little known fact, but after the loss of his parents, Bruce Wayne began putting his trust in Batmobiles instead of people. After years of hoarding various models, he eventually learned that Batmobiles couldn't stop the pain…except for that one with the Batcomputer and Bat Smoke Screen; that was an ample distraction.

Each participant leaves the parade not only with their freshly praised Batmobile, but also with a free owner's manual consisting solely of divorce papers.

We look forward to receiving only your best pulp captions in the comments section below. The cutoff for this contest is Thursday at midnight, and the person with the funniest and/or most original caption will receive a much-deserved, limited edition Soup t-shirt.  We wish you well on your journey.

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"Caption This!": Wondergirl & Amanazon

Sun, Mar 25, 2012 10:04 AM by Shannon Lucas

Good dads take an active interest in their kids' pursuits. This picture, snapped at Wondercon 2012 in Anaheim, provides a perfect example of what a real man's commitment to that rule looks like.

The father-daughter duo have already made plans for her Senior Prom. She's going as Batman and he, of course, will be Batman's spandex-wearing sidekick, Wonder Woman.

Submit your own super-powered caption in the comments section below and we'll select the funniest and most original of the bunch. The winner will be showered with gift: a limited edition Soup t-shirt to have and to hold and maybe even wear once and a while. Keep your submissions coming until the cut-off, Thursday night at midnight. Hell, keep them coming after that too, if making futile gestures is your thing. We judge captions; not life choices.

"Caption This": Spalding Orange

Mon, Mar 19, 2012 11:31 AM by Lizzy Cooperman

With a prayer in his eyes and (hopefully) non-toxic paint on his head, one basketball fan proved to be a true Maverick.

No, really. David J. Stern actually commissioned the painting of this basketball head. Work was really dragging, so he freelanced during the lockout. 

Leave an original caption for this photo below as a comment for your chance to win a fat guy with his head painted like a basketball. Oops, I mistyped that, you could win a limited edition Soup t-shirt. Funniest and most original caption wins, have your entries in by this Wednesday at midnight.

"Caption This!": Little Miss Gunshine

Mon, Mar 12, 2012 11:10 AM by Lizzy Cooperman

Earlier today, Courtney Love opened her cellar door, and guess what came spilling out...

Sadly, these pageant girls can't be drafted, because they happen to be only children.

Primp, preen and beautify your funny and original captions for this week's Caption Pageant! Leave your captions below as comments for the opportunity to live vicariously through your words for personal gain. Best caption wins a Soup t-shirt.