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Now that Donald Trump has revealed he's not running for president and thus doesn't have to worry about filling all those cabinet positions, it's that much easier to sack potential talent. Meaning aging crybaby Meat Loaf.
This week on Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump challenged his remaining gang of alleged celebs—who must be the biggest gaggle of dunces he's come up with so far—to take on the world of comedy. Seriously.
Joel McHale couldn't make it to the Internet to condense your Soup today, but never fear, the drunk sexual predator dolphin meat enthusiast beloved, yes, that one will do...the beloved Mankini does a fantastic job stepping in for our charming Soup overlord.
So sit back, relax and let Mankini take you through the sordid worlds of Celebrity Apprentice, Dancing with the Stars and Rupaul's Drag Race. Then be sure to tune in tonight and welcome the return of Joel McHale in an all-new Soup at 10pm ET/PT!
The Royal Wedding is over, and it's time to go back to disliking the British. Except for the Beatles and Benny Hill, of course. Now that you have some free time, let's dig into all that Soup you missed.
1. Christina Aguilera: The premise of the new show The Voice is basically the same as every other I-want-to-be-a-star talent contest, apart from the fact that the judges can't see the performers and must make opinions based only on, yes, their voices. Aguilera, however, managed to vector in a nice young man's crotch.
One down, four to go, kids!
If you've been keeping up with Celebrity Apprentice, you know that the men's team, Backbone, has been whittled down to Lil' Wayne, John Rich and Meat Loaf, the three of whom could barely tie Bret Michaels' headband. Can Gary Busey get voted back? Please?
Anyway, the challenged trio's challenge this week is to come up with a marketing strategy for Trump luxury hotels. No mean feat, yet project manager John Rich and his cowboy hat filled with brains is confident.
On the heels of his Celebrity Apprentice stint, barrel-of-funster Gary Busey took his refrigerator-toothed wingnut act over to Wendy Williams for an intimate couch session. And you know what that means. Though evidentally Wendy didn't. For future reference, one thing you don't want to do is mess with the woman's wig. But it is something you do want to watch.
And there's so much more to feast your eyeballs on when a new Soup catapults into your life tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT! Tape down your wig and dig in, kids.
Last night the aspiring celebrity apprenti had to give a cooking presentation using the delicious Omaha Steaks. Of course Gary Busey took this to mean that he had to give a one man show using the demented voices in his head. So put on your play, guy who makes La Toya Jackson look normal...
If you weren't able to get tickets for Charlie Sheen's Torpedo of Truth tour, why not settle back with The Soup's cherry bomb of lies blog? Dig the best of this week:
1. Dancing With the Stars: Kendra is not one to hold back her feelings, and sometimes a gal needs to stick her finger down her throat to get her point across. Like now.
Keep clicking, Soup fiends!
It's too bad NeNe Leakes isn't on Ghost Adventures. She's already discovered a haint on Celebrity Apprentice named LaToya "Caspar" Jackson, and she's not cowering beneath the sheets. In fact, NeNe's wrath is far more terrifying than any Jackson family wraith, but it's that kind of pointless vitriol that'll rocket a dedicated celebrity to the top of the fake-assisstant realty show competition heap.
And don't forget, heap topper Joel McHale brings his own brand of wicked tongue to you tonight on a new Soup at 10 p.m. ET/PT!
Last night the ladies picked the only person more out of it than Gary Busey to be their project manager: La Toya Jackson. Somehow they won, but that didn't stop NeNe from voicing her objections to La Toya. Nor did it stop La Toya from voicing the nonsensical thoughts in her head.
