Condensed Soup: Size Doesn't Matter

Thu, Sep 04, 2008 11:56 AM by Peter Gilstrap

Welcome once again to the new home of Condensed Soup—you loved it on Yahoo, now keep loving it right here!

Speaking of love, enjoy the deliciously twisted hate served up on The Bold and the Beautiful, where bears love honey. Especially when it's slathered on a foxy woman bound to a chair. Then take a trip to The Principal's Office, where a bad student is chastised for speaking Turkish. And apparently he's not just saying "bath." Plus, find out what Joel wants you to do when he says "Seacrest is short." Don't forget to tune in Friday night at 10/9c  for your full-size helping of The Soup.