Condensed Soup: Tom DeLay Turns Wild Thing, Oprah Offers Mariah Carey Bait and More!

Fri, Sep 25, 2009 08:15 AM by Peter Gilstrap

It takes a big man to condense such massive Soupiness into a tiny yet savory package, and Joel McHale is just such a talent.

And speaking of talent, Dancing With the Stars proves that as a skilled hoofer, Tom DeLay makes an excellent ex-House of Representatives majority leader indicted for conspiracy to violate campaign finance laws. But apparently he is a "star."

As is Oprah, who wields enough puppet-master power to humiliate grown men with the chance to see a free Mariah Carey show.

And speaking of humiliation and free shows, don't forget to tune in tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT for a full-size Soup.