You can count on Nancy Grace to bring you the hard-nosed news commentary as well as her brand of tough courtroom justice, and now the mouth from the south adds herself to the incisive menu as she dissects her searing Dancing With the Stars appearance.
And yes, she's taking calls from right-thinking Americans.
Rob Kardashian (you know, the one in the family that seems to somehow be a regular person) has been doing an admirable job of fighting against his lack of boogying prowess to hang in on Dancing With the Stars. But while the fancy footwork doesn't come naturally, he apparently does have a certain natural gift.
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Sure, her last name may be Jenner, but Kris, the woman from whose loins sprang a cottage reality show industry is somehow 100% Kardashian.
If you want to know where her daughters get their strength, passion, drive and mascara, look no furthur than Kris, who stopped by Dancing With the Stars to give son Rob some tender support...
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Last night, America spoke.
What she said was, "Carson Kressley, we don't want to see you dance anymore. You're not good enough. So please leave Dancing With the Stars."
And, sadly, the timing of sassy Carson's departure couldn't be worse. At least according to tactful Tom Bergeron...
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Powerful Nancy Grace is used to throwing her considerable weight around in the fake court of TV law, and, despite her less-than-arresting abilities on the dance floor, the southern gavel banger isn't letting up when it comes to judgment against her Dancing With the Stars coach Tristan MacManus.
Not since Janet Jackson's uncontainable nipple took a bow at the Super Bowl has a peek-a-boob incident raised so much excitement.
Of course, we're talking about Nancy Grace's Dancing With the Stars areola appearance, and now no less an authority on rack revealing than Brooke Burke has an update on Nancy's coming chestal attractions. If you can stomach it...
On Dancing With the Stars, said stars emerged last night not only to dance, but to dredge up memories of their most meaningful year.
In the case of Nancy Grace—who is apparently on a mission to replace her battle-axe courtroom image with something slightly cuddlier—it turned out to have something to do with the birth of her twins and the classic song "Moon River."
We'd love to write something clever but we're too consumed with trying to forgive ourselves for being aroused by Nancy Grace on DWTS. So let's just move through the shame cycle and get into the best of this week's Soup.
1. America's Next Top Model: The season's just kicked in, but already the judging is heating up. This week, hopeful Lisa comes under scrutiny for certain behavior that might have made her Germany's top model. In 1942.
One down, four await.
Kim Kardashian left some big shoes—among other things—to fill on Dancing With the Stars, but passionate kid brother Rob proved last night his jive skills are nothing to sniff at.
And it seems dancing isn't the only category of competition in the Kardashian household.
According to unimpeachable source Levi Johnston, Sarah and Todd Palin slept in separate beds. But at least they skinned and gutted 12 point bucks together, which really keeps the sexy alive.
But so much for national news, you're here for the best of this week's Soup, and that's damn well what you're going to get.
1. Charlie Sheen: We can all breathe a sigh of relief now that there's no bad blood between Chuck and Ashton Kutcher. That's not to say that there wasn't blood and plenty of it!
One down, four to go. Make way for hilarity, folks!
