Soup Top 5: Love Hurts for Self-Bashing Babe on The Bachelor
Today may be a day of rest for some, but The Soup never sleeps. Let's bow down to the best of last week.
1. The Bachelor: Gang-dating a gaggle of women to find the one who's really and truly devoted to you is a demanding task for Brad Womack. Why not just get it over with and pick Michelle? After all, any lady who's willing to punch herself in the eye to get your attention's got to be a hell of a catch.
One down, four to go!
2. Ellen Degeneres: Joel stops by for a chat with Ellen. Need we say more? Alright, he also provides air-travel tips. It's much better than it sounds.

