The nitrates really sing when they're percolated to perfection.
At the risk of sounding like a snob, I much prefer Weisswurst from a French Press.
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Here's where nerd references go to die.
"'It's not where we're going but when'? So the place is a sh*thole, is what you're trying to tell me?"
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Just in the nick of time, John McBain and friends came armed and ready to save Alexis, and lucky for everyone, there just happened to be a General Hospital in the area.
SPOILER ALERT: They spend the next three episodes quietly working on crossword puzzles at General Urgent Care.
Just like in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, it's the little pink blob that controls the bigger one.
Also like the 80s cartoon, I think it's safe to assume that the Honey Boo Boo clan has at least one friend named 'Shredder'.
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The previous owner seems to love performing public services.
The dick move would be to go and tip someone else with it and lock eyes to make sure they understood.
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On Joy Behar: Say Anything! Joy did just that, making absolutely nothing awkward for her guests.
I don't see a problem. It looks like her Dad genuinely enjoys dressing up as Dee Snider.
Perfect for dropping the kids off at the pool and for dropping the kids off at the pool.
The sidecar bidet costs extra but comes with a free 'Sh*t Happens' T-shirt.
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Is it Halloween again already? No? Two more months? Close enough for me.
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Wisely planning ahead for the day when their outsides match their insides, the Kardashians went on a shopping spree for a family plot; but just like their show, they never decided on one.
At least now we're all mentally prepared for that fateful day the Kardashians fake their deaths for publicity.
