Friday's Leftover Soup (11/9/12)
Here's what you missed this week while you were contributing productively to society…
BEST OF THE SOUP:
This pretty much sums up the election news cycle: Reow! With Brian Williams.
House Stark won the popular vote in our Game of Thrones exit poll, and King Joffrey executed Nate Silver.
The elderly couple in these stock photos look so nice. But beneath the surface lies bigotry, misogyny, and seething hatred.
Gigolos has a new cast member, and ladies, you only need to know these two words: Assless Suspenders.
Is it weird that I know more about Ice T and Coco's sex life than my own? Didn't think so.
Ryan Lochte finally made his much anticipated appearance on 90210, and it was, well, anticipated:
BEST OF THE WEB:
Drunk Diane Sawyer auditions for the 4th hour of the Today Show.
Thanksgiving gets the Rebecca Black treatment. Did these children all kill their parents??
A sex toy company makes a Justin Bieber sex doll, but I'm sticking with my Anderson Cooper butt plug (it's machine washable!).
A Kenyan mom names her twins "Barack Obama" and "Mitt Romney." I'll believe it when I see the birth certificates!
The "White People Mourning Romney" tumblr goes viral. Add to list of stuff white people like: tumblrs about white people.
Simple, direct. The perfect ad: