Hard-hitting news commentary just got that much harder and hittinger as The Soup brings you a taste of the issues of the day with The Situation Room. Assuming the day is one at Jersey Shore. And to enrich the debate, none other Shore-dweller Vinny Guadagino is on hand. So there's that.
Catch more incisive commentary tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT when a fresh Soup arrives in your life.
Just when you thought the high watermark of public gross behavior was completely and utterly owned by lovable Jersey Shore hussies Snooki and Deena, along comes a young lady with the skill, determination and intoxication levels to shame the seasoned pros, but good.
And all it takes is some loud music, Deena's clutch, and an unnamable sex act that's probably illegal in certain states. And icky in all of them.
Your humble Soup mesiter Joel McHale has this and even more devilment in store for you tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT. Be there!
No doubt you're looking forward to the newly announced Die Hard 5: Wheelchair Armageddon. But until then, get a few thrills from the best of this week's Soup.
1. Sister Wives: Welcome to the sexy polygamy version of Lord of the Flies as one of the many wives dares to suggest possibly enjoying a life ever-so-slightly apart from the clannish Brown tribe. Watch out, sis!
One down, four to go.
When our favorite guidos ventured from the Jersey Shore to mother Italy, they had to travel light. But at least they were able to bring along a month's worth of senseless bitching, which in this episode, Mike and Snooki break out after the former does something the latter doesn't like.
Who cares what it is? The entertainment value is always in the resulting blowup, Jersey-style. Which, in this case, involves Mike engaging in the grand Italian tradition of speaking with his hands...
When someone has devoted their entire public life to humiliating themselves in a smorgasbord of base ways, you'd think they would have developed a Teflon ego.
That someone being Jersey Shore's Snooki. But wait...after a particularly wretched night on the town, the proud, porky guidette actually has a moment of clarity, and realizes she does, indeed, look like s--t...
Jersey Shore's lovable booze troll Snooki may have an arsenal of questionable personal habits, but hygiene is not one of them.
At least when current BF Jionni is coming to town, and you better believe the first stop on her intimate cleaning ritual is where the lucky man will be spending most of his free time.
The always stupendously hygenic Joel McHale brings you all this and more tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT when a fresh batch of Soup comes your way.
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Watching the fun-loving gang on Jersey Shore do hilarious schtick like getting drunk, fighting while drunk and trying to walk while drunk can be confusing, but that's why God made Jersey Shore After Hours.
Created for those who need a CliffsNotes take on JS, this episode (especially recommended for young adults) finds Snooki comparing and contrasting being jailed in Italy versus those inviting Garden State cells...
It's horrifying. It's shocking. It's spreading. And there is no cure.
No, not the popularity of Jersey Shore, but something even worse. Meaning better.
Just watch it while there's still time, for God's sake...
Tempers are running high in the rabid monkey cage, sorry, the Jersey Shore house, as The Situation and Ronnie finally bring their issues to a raging, messy head.
Though it's The Sitch's head that's a mess after he bashes it into a wall—that'll teach that Ronnie—leaving him utterly shocked, dazed and staring into space. Basically the same look he has when can't find a tanning salon in Italy.
There's more where this came from as Joel McHale dishes up a new Soup at 10 p.m. ET/PT.
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Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino may be a self-obsessed, babe-bangin' seaside tool, but that doesn't mean he's not sensitive.
In fact, his current sitch involves running headfirst into an immovable surface (a wall, not JWoww's chest) and sustaining injuries that have left him recuperating all alone in the house. Apart from the camera crew. Anyway, he's sad...
