Jewel Of The Aisle
If you're over the age of ten and haven't heard a strum out of Jewel for a while, it's because she's been focusing on children's music; particularly songs for kids who like the convenience of buying their ZZ Top muscle shirts and frozen angus burgers all in one trip. You're about to feel as inspired as I did when I thought about how Jewel started out destitute and living in her van, and that now she's altering her lyrics for unpaid gigs at Walmart. Eh, maybe that's a lateral move.
To make matters worse, fans are now asking Jewel to pay them back for their tear-stained copies of A Night Without Armor…which, for the record, is not available at Walmart.