Drugs, Whores, Bloodshed: The Dolphin Tale Trailer You Won't Soon Forget!

Fri, Sep 23, 2011 03:37 PM by Peter Gilstrap

According to the official website of Dolphin Tale, the new film is the "amazing true story of a brave dolphin and the compassionate strangers who banded together to save her life."

At least that's what they want you to believe, but here at the Soup, we know better. This is the tale of a drug-ravaged rogue dolphin who, well, just watch the thing!

There's plenty more where this came from as Joel McHale brings you an amazing true chapter of Soup at 10 p.m. ET/PT featuring strangers who have no compassion whatsoever.

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Condensed Soup: A Filthy Old Woman, Dr. David Hasselhoff and So Much More!

Fri, Sep 23, 2011 12:08 PM by Peter Gilstrap

Close your eyes.

Imagine a world where people eat tartar sauce on cupcakes, adult women love to stroll around wearing full diapers, and David Hasselhoff is your doctor.

Then imagine Joel McHale extending his lightly calloused hand to guide you on a personal tour of this delightful freak show.

Now open your eyes. Quickly read the above. Now that you've caught up, you're a mere computer click away from it all coming true!

And don't forget to come back for more stimulation when a new Soup beams your way at 10 p.m. ET/PT!

MORE: Check out the Many Moods of David Hasselhoff gallery

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Soup Top 5: Tyra Examines Polarity on America's Next Top Model. Really

Sun, Sep 18, 2011 06:08 AM by Peter Gilstrap

Wasn't show business so much better when Charlie Sheen was still crazy? After a moment of reflection on that, dig into the best of this week's Soup.

1. America's Next Top Model: Do you know what hate is? Tyra does, and she's going to spell it out for you. And for some girl who will probably not be the top model in this or any other country.

Keep clicking for the rest of the best.

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Twin Peeks: Sarah Michelle Gellar's Ringer, McHale's Community

Fri, Sep 16, 2011 02:45 PM by Peter Gilstrap

Perhaps the most challenging job for any actor is the double role of playing identical twins.

Sarah Michelle Gellar tries to pull off just such a feat in her new vehicle Ringer, but that's nothing compared to Joel's dualing McHales. With a little help from Ken Jeong.  And guess what? Ken and Joel also star in NBC's Community, which kicks in for another season next Thursday at 8 p.m. ET/PT. What are the chances? See for yourself...

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Inside Edition: McHale Weighs in on Fat Woman

Fri, Sep 16, 2011 12:21 PM by Peter Gilstrap

It takes serious guts to rise to the top in any competitive field, and here's a lady who has them.

Just really, really obscene amounts of guts, which is a positive boon when you're trying to capture the glittering crown of the fattest woman in the world. Which she looks to be about six Ding Dongs and a Cinnabon away from nabbing.

Be forewarned: for most folks, this is shocking footage. For chubby chasers, your race is over.

For Joel McHale chasers, keep on truckin' until the 10 p.m. ET/PT hour when he reappears with a brand new Soup.

MORE: Joel McHale, Male Model

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Condensed Soup: Who Went Ape on Bruce Jenner's Face?

Fri, Sep 16, 2011 10:22 AM by Peter Gilstrap

If you've ever wondered exactly how Bruce Jenner achieved his unique facial countenance, the answer is not constant wincing at the amusing antics of the Kardashian children. As Kim herself has revealed, it was good ol' plastic surgery.

Now, thanks to Inside Edition, we know who wielded the blade. We also know how much hair he had on his back and where he fits in the chain of evolution...

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Joel McHale and Community Nab Top Tubeys!

Wed, Sep 14, 2011 12:40 PM by Peter Gilstrap

What's sexy Joel McHale doing laid out on his couch with the kind of smoldering, sultry attitude he usually reserves for interviewing gifted female interns?  

Why, he's relaxing with his hard-won trophy from NBCUniversal's Television Without Pity 2011 Tubey Awards, in which some 26 million fans voted Community top honors in the Best Comedy category. And that was just one of five Tubeys the show garnered.

Lucky thing Joel makes those big Hollywood bucks; he's going to be shopping for a larger mantle. Congrats, sir! And nice vending machine!

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Anderson Cooper Honors McHale With Seacrest Offering on Good Day L.A.

Tue, Sep 13, 2011 01:10 PM by Peter Gilstrap

Affable silver fox Anderson Cooper dropped by Good Day LA to smile and talk about his complete takeover of television and ended up talking about someone who smiles even more than he does.

Yes, Ryan Seacrest. And proving that size matters, Andercoop honored your beloved Soup host Joel McHale with a taste of roasted Ryan...

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Born to Dance or Dying to Watch Community? Get Down!

Fri, Sep 09, 2011 12:08 PM by Peter Gilstrap

It's debatable whether contestants on Laurieann Gibson's Born to Dance really did emerge from the womb for the sole purpose of boogying down, but there's no question that Joel McHale's major network baby Community was birthed to delight all mankind.

And now your Soup-Com star welcomes special surprise guest Yvette Nicole Brown, who's not on Born to Dance...

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Condensed Soup: Big Money Talk on Mayweather vs. Ortiz

Fri, Sep 09, 2011 10:49 AM by Peter Gilstrap

Remember the old days when boxing champs would hold up buffalo nickels to their ears and pretend they were talking into big black bakelite telephones?

Welcome to the modern world, where sluggers of today Floyd Mayweather and Victor Ortiz use stacks of crisp greenbacks for their make-believe cell phone fun. This represents just a few of the exciting moments in HBO's 24/7 Mayweather/Ortiz. Then they start hitting each other and it's all downhill

Join comedy knockout Joel McHale tonight as he weighs in with another round of Soup at 10 p.m. ET/PT! With no more boxing metaphors.

MORE: Joel McHale, Male Model

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