Kate Gosselin Kicks Butt, Janice Dickinson Attempts to Drop Latest Project

Fri, Jun 19, 2009 08:15 AM by Peter Gilstrap

It may be tiny, but it has that same tangy musk as the full-size model in fantastic Sensurround.

Of course we're talking about your Condensed Soup, and in this batch Kate Gosselin's hands-on parenting technique is fully vetted by fully qualified entertainment gossip tabloids.

Speaking of batches—or is that be-yotches?—Janice Dickinson couldn't crap on TV. That's entertainment!

And how about a trip south of the border for a little incendiary catfighting? Valeria dishes up a taste of senoritas gone loco, seasoned with unchecked face-slapping and reverse vertical Y-bone maneuver that would make the Hulkster envious.

Plus there's Joel McHale standing by to make you feel safe. Get even more tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT. 

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