America has plenty of talent—just look at those Kardashians—but you'd never know it from watching America's Got Talent.
Unless you consider bruising your esophagus talent. From the inside. With a sword.
Okay, that is kind of a talent. Especially compared to the Kardashians...
We know. It's been hard to concentrate on anything other than the announcement this week that Bachelor Pad will reunite Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi. Or was it the new season of Bait Car? Either way, dig into the Soup you missed.
1. The Bachelorette: Poor Ashley Hebert. First her boobs are insulted, then two-faced Bentley pretends to be sympathetic. Who knows why, he left the show before he could even have sex with her. Oh, the humanity...
One down, four to go...
Before we were challenged to keep up with the fast-paced Kardashians, all that was required of us was to sit back and enjoy the spectacle of Kourtney and Khloé taking Miami, which turned its soft white underbelly up for a nice scratch and then before you know it, the K-sisters had it begging for mercy.
Anyhow, along the way the gals encountered a strange being that Soup fans welcomed into their hearts. Of course we're talking about Steroid Liza. Yes, it's time to take a trip to the gym…
And then take a trip down memory lame with the Soup Clipdown '10 Friday at 10 p.m. ET/PT!
For her Food, Fashion & Foreplay episode, Rachael Ray concocts a confounding cadre of guests that includes alleged three Fs expert Kris Jenner and TV legal analyst Dan Abrams, because he's, well, a TV legal analyst. Here, the troika goes off topic to discuss a suprise fourth F, as in Females, these being of the empowered variety.
Lucca Couture
While she may not be able to define herself by a trademark tush or gargantuan gazongas like her talented half-sisters Kim, Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian, what Kendall Jenner may lack in the curves department she more than makes up for when it comes to legs. The eager 14-year-old has displayed her gams in bikini and fashion shots, and now Kendall is lensing for Lucca Couture.
But her latest shot has America abuzz with one nagging question: What do her knees resemble?
Cast your vote now!
