Mindf*ck Mondays: Pigging Out
We tried something a little different last week for this segment but like a bad habit or an abusive lover, we've found ourselves inexorably drawn back to 10-hour purgatorial loops on YouTube. You don't have to be a fan of Alicia Keys or the children's show Adventure Time to enjoy this particular Mindfu*ck. You just need to acknowledge that makin' bacon pancakes is well worth singing about.
Sure it's an earworm you won't soon be rid of but at least it's a song with a positive message. If you don't eat pork products, though, please don't feel like we're discriminating. All we've done is make tuneful hypocrites of you for a day. Maybe a week. Results may vary.