When it comes to sex, Oprah's right hand man Dr. Oz likes to employ fun visual aids to explain the more bafflng elements of intercourse.
So what better way to illustrate how a woman achieves orgasm than having a man take a turn on a playground slide representing the female love tunnel?
She's probably faking it.
In Season 25: Oprah Behind the Scenes, fans get a rare backstage view of what went into making The Oprah Winfrey Show the glorious monument to one woman's ego orgy that it was.
Of course, the countless fans were brokenhearted when Winfrey called it quits; here, Oprah reveals her feelings...
Thank God those unpredictable O'Neals' self-respect is about as healthy as their acting careers; on Ryan & Tatum: the O'Neals, the pair trot out all the thrilling train wreckage of their wretched lives for your enjoyment, thanks to Oprah and her educational OWN network. It's a bit heartbreaking, sure, but why not let Joel McHale make the pain all funny for you?
He will this very night at 10 p.m. ET/PT on a new Soup.
When is a bowling ball not a bowling ball? When it's a cigar. Or a penis, as it is in the hands of Oprah's favorite house caller, Dr. Oz.
Here, the affable MD breaks down the confusing process of the female climax with an analogy any woman can easily relate to: bowling.
As Oprah Winfrey herself tells us at the top of the new OWN Network production, the Dr. Laura Berman Show, "it's time to make intimacy a priority."
And that includes personal intimacy. Or, as the wise doctor says, "self-stimulation. I'm a big fan of it."
She's not the only one.
If you're like us, you spent the week looking at those candid shots of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez in swim suits on the beach saying to yourself, that Beiber kid really has a great body. So now let's catch up on the week in Soup.
1. Lady Gaga: Her Gaganess got all dressed up in her crowd-pleasing circus-witch wardrobe and shuffled her schtick over to The View this week, only to have loose-lipped Joy Behar drop some intimate poop on a secret shared between their respective vajayjays.
One down. Keep going for more yucks.
Well, we knew this day was coming. And now it's finally here. Yes, Oprah's turned off the lights, closed the doors, packed up her vajayjay and gone home forever.
Fortunately, we've put together a touching montage to help us get through the early days of this brave new post-Oprah world. So sit down, relax and remember the goods time we had with a little lady who was, evidently, the dirtiest talk-show host in America...
Though it might seem virtually impossible not to hear the blaring banshee wail that is Jane Velez-Mitchell's voice, for confused Lisa Wexler, the magic of technology seems to have rendered Janey's powerspeak a bit muddled. But what was she trying to say?
On yesterday's Oprah Winfrey Farewell Extravaganza Hallelujah Oprah Is All Powerful Spectacular Part 2, the universe picked up where it left off in Part 1: thanking Oprah for saving humanity. And while the night was full of surprises for the one with the painin' vajayjay, by far the night's biggest surprise came when this guy took the stage...
Now that Oprah is leaving her talk show and returning to heaven where she shall sitteth at the right hand of God the Father Almighty—oh, sorry, that's someone else. But Winfrey's transition is still a tremendous, staggering event for all of us, and a time for the lady to reflect on how she rose above the rest of humanity.
