Turbulent Marriage
If it's anything less than an F3, the show must go on. The guests just have to take care to toss the rice from further away.
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Filthy Programming Language
This parody of John Malkovich's recent Apple commercial has Siri putting some digital spin on one of the oldest jokes in the book.
If you prefer your humor to be of the more homespun, salt-of-the-earth variety, there's a Jeff Foxworthy app for that.
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Movie Magic
Turns out you don't need to air their dirty laundry or ridicule the silly names they give their kids to distort your perceptions of the Beautiful People. This optical illusion gets the job done more succinctly.
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Sugar and Spice
If somebody wearing this tells you to ‘Put a flower in your buttonhole', they probably don't mean it kindly.
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Fresh Prince Of Wales
Would you or someone you know like to attend The Graham Norton Show? If so, you must be over 16 years of age and have a comprehensive knowledge of sitcom theme songs from the 90s. If you fail to meet this requirement, you'll be escorted to a broom closet where you'll receive a stern lecture from Alfonso Ribeiro.
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Star Treatment
Angelina's manager insisted this sign be posted at the rear entrance to the UN.
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Cannes Cans
When you plan to forgo seeing any actual movies at Cannes in favor of loitering on the red carpet, it helps to bring a spotter. Just don't ask for his honest opinion.
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Water Blockage
After a long day of book burning, what you really need is a cold, morally rigid shower.
According to surveys, 78% of online sales were traced back exclusively to Net Nannies.
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Aggro Culture
Everyone knows it's a rookie mistake not to take off your cow bell.
It's a good thing the cops caught them when they did, since they were planning to go tip over teenagers.
