Paris Hilton BF Poll: To Heiress Is Human

Sun, Jun 14, 2009 09:10 AM by Jefferson Reid

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These are tough times for Paris Hilton, dashed on the shoals of true love once again, her trip to the altar delayed by the myriad vicissitudes of impetuous Lady Venus...Who are we kidding, right? Paris will be just fine after her dumpola of baller fiancé Doug Reinhardt because, as the noted relationship expert Lauren Conrad said of Paris, "She was going to marry a lot of people."

Still, this romantic trauma got us to wondering which of Paris' paramours was absolutely the worst? Help us decide in the poll after the jump.
 
But please note: We're not even counting one-off random soccer studs, possibly inebriated actors or all those uncounted rumors of folks who may have gotten a room with Missy P. These are only the boyfriend boyfriends. And don't worry if you can't remember some of these guys. Paris probably can't either.

Who Was Paris Hilton's Worst Boyfriend?

Doug Reinhardt, the minor league baseball whodat
Benji Madden. No, not Nicole Richie's Madden...the other Madden guy
Stavros Niarchos III, the really really rich guy
Paris Latsis, the other really really rich guy
Rick Salomon, the sex tape guy
Nick Carter, the other alleged sex tape guy
Joe Francis, the Girls Gone Wild sex tape guy
That one dude you can't remember anymore
Doug Reinhardt, the minor league baseball whodat 8.8%
Benji Madden. No, not Nicole Richie's Madden...the other Madden guy 3.6%
Stavros Niarchos III, the really really rich guy 4%
Paris Latsis, the other really really rich guy 4.1%
Rick Salomon, the sex tape guy 32.3%
Nick Carter, the other alleged sex tape guy 11.1%
Joe Francis, the Girls Gone Wild sex tape guy 20.7%
That one dude you can't remember anymore 15.5%
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