Paris Hilton Prefers Guys With Big Hoses
The gaggle of sad, sycophantic losers—sorry, the bunch of fun-loving kids—competing for sacred buddy privileges with Paris Hilton gets a special poolside schooling from its hero, who's dressed in an '80s version of a 2001 space bikini. Or something.
Anyway, Hilton answers the pressing question, long on everyone's minds: Who's better, firefighters or police?
Hint: You can't get arrested by firefighters.
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