Rampaging Clowns, Bitter Brides, Furious Housewives—It's All the Rage!

Sat, Jun 20, 2009 06:17 AM by Peter Gilstrap

Hey, what was that dark, oddly smelling thing that just whizzed by to the sound of pounding hooves and the laughter of elves? It was an entire week of Soup news. Let's dig in.

• Those irrepressible Garden State Housewives conclude their season of hate, bad hair and bubbies with a serious blowout. Sorry, serious freakin' blowout

• Is a date with Bachelorette Jillian better than getting a Tonka truck?

• When New York doesn't get paid, clown time turns to frown time. Have fun, kids!

• Bigger is badder on Bridezillas as large-and-in-charge Christina has some weighty issues with her bridesmaids.

Janice Dickinson is finally bested by something more nasty and powerful than she is. Her colon.

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