1. Fun With Fatties on Dr. Drew's Lifechangers

    Thu, Nov 10, 2011 01:30 PM by Peter Gilstrap

    Don't be confused by the title of Dr. Drew's Lifechangers, the good doc trots out plenty of good ol' fashioned freaks, just like on all the other chat shows. This week it's a taste of sideshow, as dignified Drew hosts a fat woman who makes the Michelin Man look svelte, and this gal knows how to put her prodigious pounds to good use.

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  2. Call of the Wildman Answers Wild Racoon's Call of Nature

    Thu, Nov 10, 2011 12:25 PM by Peter Gilstrap

    You may know Ernie Brown, Jr. as The Wildman. Or maybe The Turtleman. Or, if you don't know him at all, he's a proud hayseed—sorry, man—who rids Kentuckians of their varmints.

    It's an art, mind you, one that involves a deep and abiding knowledge of all aspects of said critters. In this case, the wily racoon and its deadly fecal matter. Yes, deadly.

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  3. Woman Fears Spider Dookey on My Extreme Animal Phobia

    Thu, Nov 10, 2011 11:24 AM by Peter Gilstrap

    If garden variety animal phobias simply don't jack you into the nanosphere of terrifying entertainment that you so desperately crave, Animal Planet has been gracious enough to offer up the extreme ones.

    And here we have a woman who's trying to quell her terror of spiders by handling a tarantula, but her concerns are not what you might think.

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  4. Sweet Home Alabama: Breakfast of Tiffany?

    Wed, Nov 09, 2011 02:42 PM by Peter Gilstrap

    Country boy Tribble (really, Tribble) has a lot to plow through in the lady field as he attempts to choose a fillie from the sexy herd in Sweet Home Alabama, and his current interest is one Tiffany Ginger (really, Tiffany Ginger).

    But it's not just her obvious physical attractions that the Tribster is taken by, as he readily explains...

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  5. Field of Wieners on The Real World: San Diego

    Wed, Nov 09, 2011 01:40 PM by Peter Gilstrap

    In case your world is not real enough, we have the bona fide reality of MTV's The Real World to give us a glimpse into, well, something just a little bit realer. And what could be realer than a couple dudes like Zach and Nate hanging out discussing a dream about penises? Or is it peni? Anyway...

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  6. Weed Wisdom on Las Vegas Jailhouse

    Tue, Nov 08, 2011 01:37 PM by Peter Gilstrap

    Though the denizens of the Las Vegas Jailhouse may not be the sharpest tools in the shed, they have accumulated a certain brand of life experience in their dark travels.

    Like this guy, for example, who was brought in for getting a wee bit too liquored up, but has some considered thoughts on the effects of marijuana.

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  7. Wendy Williams Knows What Time It Is on Watch What Happens Live

    Tue, Nov 08, 2011 01:22 PM by Peter Gilstrap

    It's time to deconstruct what happened on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and plucky MC Andy Cohen has the great Wendy Williams riding shotgun to translate the true meaning of what spaketh the wives of house. 

    And the first item on the agenda is the cryptic reference to something called CPT...

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  8. Bad Sex: From Gutterball to Stee-Rike!!

    Mon, Nov 07, 2011 03:52 PM by Peter Gilstrap

    The new show Bad Sex not only scuttles the thought that there's no such thing as bad sex, but offers up bad, gay Ryan, who must have sex all the time, particularly with straight men. Like his pal Jacob.

    And what better location for seduction than a bowling alley? 

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  9. The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Ne Ne Leakes' Lowdown Past Revealed!

    Mon, Nov 07, 2011 03:15 PM by Peter Gilstrap

    Once again, the Real Housewives of Atlanta break out the southern charm and personal dignity that serves them in such good stead during their rare moments of disagreement. 

    Here we have Ne Ne Leakes and Sheree Whitfield sitting down for a quiet lunch to discuss Ne Ne's early, less lucrative years.

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  10. Man Seeks Bride-Bagging Tips on Sister Wives

    Mon, Nov 07, 2011 03:03 PM by Peter Gilstrap

    This week Kody Brown and his Sister Wives play host to two of their own from their old Utah stomping grounds, married couple Andy and Nicole. Like the Browns, they believe in the joys of polygamy, but Andy hasn't quite been able to make the leap into multiple unions, so he's come to the pro looking for advice.

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