When robots take over the world, let's hope they remember us as firm but fair...
On top of Azamov's Three Laws, all robots must pass the benchmark of Jillian Michaels: 30 Day Shred.
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The child-pattern baldness and a long life of subsequent disappointments appear to have clouded Charlie Brown's judgment, reducing him to sad attempts at willing his happier childhood memories back into existence.
Looking back, it's hard to imagine that things could have gone any other way. After all, the poor kid made his decisions based on his pet dog's council and blamed a neighborhood tree for stealing his worldly possessions. The warning signs were there, people.
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The hazing process is brutal, but necessary if you're serious about your internship at National Geographic.
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This Vietnamese police officer will go to any lengths to give you a ticket, but if you're lucky, he'll let you off easy with a flier for 20% off windshield repair.
It was also a pleasant surprise for the cast of Road Rules: Vietnam. Later, in the officer's confessional, he complained that everyone had tried to throw him under the bus.
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It may not be the most efficient way to make a deposit but moving your money around with a forklift affords a little more time to weigh potential investments before committing.
An added bonus is that you can leave really lousy tips and no one will be brave enough to call you on it. Over the course of a short eternity, forklifts practically pay for themselves!
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This goes out to all you moisture farmers bored out of your minds in the boonies of Tatooine.
Remember, the lightsaber is an energy sword and therefore a potential fire hazard, which is exactly why Darth Vader could never have a Christmas tree.
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"Cry ‘Fowl!' and let slip the geese of war!" It may not be the most intimidating military procession out there but it's definitely one of the most impressive, if only because keeping in step with webbed feet is next to impossible.
Organic cornmeal helps, but regular exercise and a sense of camaraderie is what really makes for the best foie gras.
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It makes sense that France, the birthplace of parkour, is where to look when seeking insight into the secret, shadowy world of Ninja Cats. This rare look at the little known and even less understood microcosm of Felinjitsu reveals just how much training goes into becoming an Internet meme.
If a quick check behind you revealed no four-legged assassins in the room, also check to make sure there isn't one lying directly on your keyboard. Some of these agile lurkers still prefer the more direct, blunt-force approach.
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The answer is unequivocally ‘no'. At least in regards to this gutsy grade-schooler, who was kind enough to document her first crack at a pretty massive ski slope.
On behalf of all the grown adults who would probably take the chairlift back down, we salute this fearless flyer. She has a bright future in shark-surfing/freestyle orbit re-entry/jet-boot slalom or whatever extreme sport is all the rage in 20 years time. Well done.
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Somewhere over the Atlantic, way up over The British Isles, sound sculptor Henry Dagg plays cats once in a while. And as Judy Garland once infused Somewhere Over The Rainbow with a dreamy sense of yearning, so does Henry in his chiropractic performance, as these cats yearn to be returned to FAO Schwarz.
"But it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you…and you were there. And we all got busted on Animal Hoarders!"
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