1. Rename This Video: Expect The Würst

    Wed, Jan 11, 2012 02:42 PM by Lizzy Cooperman

    And the next cause of stomach cancer right after hot dogs? Good Day New York.

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  2. Rename This Video: Lamp Just Isn’t There Yet

    Wed, Jan 04, 2012 05:36 PM by Lizzy Cooperman

    Okay, so "I love lamp!" is a quote from Anchorman. We get that part of the prank, but what movie is the other irrelevant part of this news report from, where they're talking about cat hair and pillows? Find out tonight at 9!

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  3. Rename This Video: Try Ginko Biloba Instead

    Wed, Dec 28, 2011 01:42 PM by Bryce Kristensen

    What a brainbuster. This is actually the plot of the next Sherlock Holmes movie. 

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  4. Rename This Video: Cowboys And Aliens

    Tue, Dec 20, 2011 02:42 PM by Lizzy Cooperman

    Rumor is, the Pittsburgh Steelers signed the cart to replace suspended linebacker James Harrison.  

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  5. Rename This Video: Escalating Combat

    Wed, Dec 14, 2011 03:34 PM by Lizzy Cooperman

    This dance-inspired form of Taekwando originated at a Montessori school, and receives continued support through the disciplinary Korean tradition of latchkey child services. According to tradition, the smaller child can match his competition, if, during the fight, his opponent tells him he's adopted. 

     


  6. Rename this Video: Sausage Rolls Its Eyes

    Wed, Dec 07, 2011 06:14 PM by Lizzy Cooperman

    You'll have to forgive Martha. She's been getting craft show coaching from Lisa Lampanelli. Rest assured, Martha will be transforming the pig intestine condoms into festive stockings for Christmas. Oh, and as a side note, Martha has a raging stocking fetish.

     


  7. Rename this Video: World’s Fastest Digestion

    Wed, Nov 30, 2011 05:22 PM by Lizzy Cooperman

    Score additional points by cleaning up vomit, fleas, and popping Doggie's anal gland!  (Vomit, fleas, and anal gland-popper sold separately.)

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  8. Rename this Video: Coon Skin Man Tells All

    Wed, Nov 16, 2011 11:46 AM by Jonah Ray

    When Carter "Coon Skin Cap" Johnson witnessed a high speed chase, he quickly wrote a well-thought-out description to parlay to the local news station.  Then, Carter realized that within the detailed reenactment of this harrowing tale there was nary a reference to '70s TV shows or NASCAR. So, he quickly put on his coon skin cap and left us with this gem.

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