Ruining The Days Of Our Lives
If you're playing opposite Meredith Baxter on Days Of Our Lives, only make an announcement if you have really terrible news.
"Look, we can totally work this out. Like, what if I'm a pregnant model? I mean, Pea in the Pod models get paid way less than models at the aforementioned cosmetics company, but they get to have sex all the time and not get pregnant…again."