The Soup List: Top 5 Things We Learned This Week

Sat, Apr 04, 2009 09:00 AM by Peter Gilstrap

One man’s intense Soup news is another man’s mind-bending trip into hilarity. Sometimes it’s both. For the same guy. Let’s find out.

• We’ve finally discovered how the devilish Ryan Seacrest has come to own all of showbiz.

• Celebs love riding the mustache trend. Now see who’s honoring the grandest Hollywood ‘stache of them all.

• Even a swapped wife can’t prevent no dang clogged arteries when it comes to finger-lickin’ fowl.

• The tide is high and the bikini low as beach sexologist Bridget Marquardt learns the fine art of jerking chicken.

• It's not easy to combine rhythmic sensuality with resembling an overweight zombie. Not to mention liking the Utah Jazz. But one man can do it.

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