All-New Soup Tonight!

Fri, Nov 19, 2010 10:19 AM by Andrew Genser

In this evening's shiny new Soup...

Bristol Palin moves on to the finals of Dancing with the Stars, which proves that not only is the show not about stars, it's also not about dancing...

The unholy creation known as Speidi gets married again and the only people who care are the producers at Entertainment Tonight...

Joel gets a hold of some early Taylor Momsen footage and discovers she was a disturbed child right from the start...

Survivor drags on to day 25, and Jeff Probst does all he can not to drag the contestants into the ocean and drown them...

And Harry Potter guzzles some butterbeer and dips his wand into the unemployment pool...

Slurp it all up tonight at 10pm ET/PT!

Spiedi Kidnapping Horror! Well, Not Really...

Fri, Nov 12, 2010 12:48 PM by Peter Gilstrap

As with the devastating assasination of President John F. Kennedy, every American knows exactly where they were when they heard the tragic news that Heidi and Spencer's love nest had been robbed: Killing time in a supermarket checkout line reading whatever cheap tabloid was nearby.

But, as jurassic reporter Mary Hart will tell you with a big perma-smile, it really was a nightmare. At least for Speidi's dog. Actually, let Joel spill all the beans, as he will again tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT when a hot dose of Soup comes your way.

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All-New Soup Tonight!

Fri, Nov 12, 2010 10:24 AM by Andrew Genser

In tonight's fresh batch of galactic gazpacho...

Police storm Speidi's house and we nearly find out what a bullet does to 105 pounds of silicone...

Sarah Palin stops by Dancing with the Stars to watch her abstinence-promoting-non-virgin-daughter Bristol grind into her dance partner...

Oprah invites her former talk show host competitors onto her show to peck at the remains of their carcasses...

The Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim tries yet again to sing, and Joel's ears try yet again not to bleed...

And Modern Family's Sarah Hyland pops in to be harassed by the one they call Mankini...

Fill your belly with a bowlful tonight at 10pm ET/PT!