Don't be confused by the title of Dr. Drew's Lifechangers, the good doc trots out plenty of good ol' fashioned freaks, just like on all the other chat shows. This week it's a taste of sideshow, as dignified Drew hosts a fat woman who makes the Michelin Man look svelte, and this gal knows how to put her prodigious pounds to good use.
If garden variety animal phobias simply don't jack you into the nanosphere of terrifying entertainment that you so desperately crave, Animal Planet has been gracious enough to offer up the extreme ones.
And here we have a woman who's trying to quell her terror of spiders by handling a tarantula, but her concerns are not what you might think.
You can count on Nancy Grace to bring you the hard-nosed news commentary as well as her brand of tough courtroom justice, and now the mouth from the south adds herself to the incisive menu as she dissects her searing Dancing With the Stars appearance.
And yes, she's taking calls from right-thinking Americans.
Though the denizens of the Las Vegas Jailhouse may not be the sharpest tools in the shed, they have accumulated a certain brand of life experience in their dark travels.
Like this guy, for example, who was brought in for getting a wee bit too liquored up, but has some considered thoughts on the effects of marijuana.
Poor Lindsay Lohan. Not really, more like endless screw up Lindsay Lohan, a pattern that has yet again landed her behind bars. But it won't be for long, as Access Hollywood reports.
And while part of Lilo's sentence is community service, the question for the judge is where can she actually be of service.
The new show Bad Sex not only scuttles the thought that there's no such thing as bad sex, but offers up bad, gay Ryan, who must have sex all the time, particularly with straight men. Like his pal Jacob.
And what better location for seduction than a bowling alley?
Once again, the Real Housewives of Atlanta break out the southern charm and personal dignity that serves them in such good stead during their rare moments of disagreement.
Here we have Ne Ne Leakes and Sheree Whitfield sitting down for a quiet lunch to discuss Ne Ne's early, less lucrative years.
Rob Kardashian (you know, the one in the family that seems to somehow be a regular person) has been doing an admirable job of fighting against his lack of boogying prowess to hang in on Dancing With the Stars. But while the fancy footwork doesn't come naturally, he apparently does have a certain natural gift.
There's no denying the sadness within the Kardashian family at the moment, but luckily plucky Joel McHale is able to bring a moment of happiness to this tragic situation. Meaning Bruce Jenner's still fair game.
As is so much else, as you'll see tonight when a new Soup comes your way at 10 p.m. ET/PT!
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Joe Jonas. Singer, songwriter, actor, heartthrob...what does this guy not do? If you instantly shouted, "Catch wild animals that are annoying the citizens of Kentucky!" you're very wrong.
In fact, J.J. dropped in on Joel to clarify that indeed he is the go-to beast master of the Bluegrass State, not one Ernie Brown Jr., host of The Call of the Wildman. And he brought along one of his latest nabbings to prove it.
Don't forget to come back at 10 p.m. ET/PT and watch McHale dish up another chunky edition of Soup!
