We've had some fun with the cast of MTV's The Hills over the years. Of course, by fun we mean we've killed them. Over and over again. And never before have those deaths been more readily viewable on your computer screen than they are now.
So please enjoy this montage we put together, and relive all those touching moments. Then, don't forget to tune in to The Soup Awards this Friday at 10pm ET/PT!
It seems like just yesterday that we were introduced to a group of beautiful young people who never work but still somehow maintain lavish lifestyles devoted to shopping, lunching, drinking, clubbing and falling in and out of love.
Yes, we're talking about the children of The Hills, people so bland and annoying they make the Jersey Shore crowd seem downright intriguing. Actually, now that we think about it, it seems more like a wretched eternity that we've been watching this.
But anyway, it's all over at last. And respectful Joel McHale has cooked up the kind of decent Viking funeral the show truly deserves.
And you deserve even more, so don't miss your new Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.
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Don't wait until tonight when there's plenty to watch right now in the Soup blog video gallery.
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In tonight's fresh Soup...
Joel plays "Fill in the Blank" with Mel Gibson and discovers that his rants are actucally sort of cute and cuddly...
The Hills comes to an end and Joel reminisces about all the good murderous times he's shared with the cast of vapid twentysomethings...
Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston announce they've found true love, and Joel announces he's found their long lost "Uncle Fid" to give a toast and spit dip on your shoe...
The Bachelorette's Kirk introduces Ali to his dad, who in turn attempts to introduce Ali to her maker...
Wifeswap presents us with a mother who has a debilitating fear of both zombies and dictionaries...
And our Clip of the Week will literally make you want to hurl your feces at the TV...
Catch it all tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT!
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It's finally happened. The Hills, the show that has sparked so much emotion in all of us, assuming boredom is an emotion, is finally coming to an end. How will the characters we've come to know for all these seasons end up? As for Kristin, she's off to Europe, leaving Brody in a fit of macho pouting.
'Cause I'll be right here. Peein' in my pool.
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In tonight's all-new Soup...
Joel rounds up all the Lindsay Lohan coverage and beats it to death with a handful of gavels...
LeBron James becomes a Jewish grandparent 45 years ahead of schedule...
The Bachelor's Jake Pavelka pilots his plane full of phoniness into a schoolyard full of awkwardness on Jake and Vienna's break-up special...
Today Show hosts Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb throw Lindsay Lohan under the bus and then drink her under the table...
The Real World's Ryan inches closer to a life of straitjackets and padded cells with the help of a blow dryer...
And The Hills' Stephanie Pratt stops by and acts like she's just swallowed a bottle of Xanax...
Catch it all tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT!
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The Hills is pretty much a montage of landscape shots set to music with the occasional conversation between two pretty people peppered in. As if that weren't interesting enough, sometimes the producers have the pretty people pretend to do things while having the conversations. This week they had them pretend to do yoga.
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On tonight's fresh edition of Soup...
Joel receives a horribly offensive letter from one formerly huge Australian movie star...
The Bachelorette's Justin limps his way into the awkward annals of reality-show infamy...
Joel receives a horribly offensive singing telegram from one formerly huge Australian movie star...
The Hills meets its 100th episode, and Brody meets his maker...
The Real World: New Orleans introduces us to Jemmye, and she introduces us to her nether regions...
Toddlers and Tiaras continues its quest to ensure that the world's therapists stay gainfully employed...
And Joel receives a horribly offensive personal message from Mankini...and also a formerly huge Australian movie star...
Catch it all tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT!
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The Hills aired its 100th episode last night. A momentous achievement. So how did they celebrate? Did they do as so many other shows have and artificially amp up the drama with a surprise wedding, an unplanned pregnancy or perhaps even a murder-suicide? Sadly, yet also nobly, no. They danced with the girl that brought them here: vapid conversations and meaningless ass grabbing.
No-nonsense fashion design maven Kelly Cutrone is one tough cookie. She was tough on The Hills. She was really tough on Kell on Earth. And now she's flexing her bitch muscle yet again on The City. With the countenance of Whistler's Mother and the mouth of a longshoreman, fierce Kelly offers ire that would make a Mafioso blush. But not your Dish queen Danlelle Fishel.
See her bring it every Saturday night on The Dish at 10 p.m. ET/PT on the Style network!
