In case your world is not real enough, we have the bona fide reality of MTV's The Real World to give us a glimpse into, well, something just a little bit realer. And what could be realer than a couple dudes like Zach and Nate hanging out discussing a dream about penises? Or is it peni? Anyway...
Why not celebrate the death of bin Laden with a look back at the all-American week of Soup? No, really. Why not?
1. Audrina: In his unique style of sort of maybe running for president, Donald Trump is spreading his brand message wherever possible. And that includes some rather disgusting face time with Audrina Patridge's mom.
Keep going, kids. Four more chunks of chuckle-bait coming your way.
On last night's Real World, "good Christian boy Mike" decided he wanted to become "good Christian boy Mike who picks up loose women in Vegas casinos." And evidently the best way to accomplish this transformation is to tell women you are a ruthless, millionaire drug lord.
On last night's Real World, Leroy and Naomi had a scare. You see, Leroy has been sleeping with both Naomi and the city of Las Vegas. So when Naomi felt a searing pain in the region doctors refer to as "lady parts," she thought she might have an STD. Fortunately the test results came back negative. But the scare was enough for Leroy to see the light.
The Royal Wedding is over, and it's time to go back to disliking the British. Except for the Beatles and Benny Hill, of course. Now that you have some free time, let's dig into all that Soup you missed.
1. Christina Aguilera: The premise of the new show The Voice is basically the same as every other I-want-to-be-a-star talent contest, apart from the fact that the judges can't see the performers and must make opinions based only on, yes, their voices. Aguilera, however, managed to vector in a nice young man's crotch.
One down, four to go, kids!
On last night's Real World, Dustin's secret gay porn past was finally revealed to his roommates. But Heather—Dustin's girlfriend—didn't want to believe it. So she decided to check out the website for herself and, well, let's just say the evidence was conclusive.
Last night the kids on The Real World got a new roommate. Her name is Cooke, and all the girls hate her because she doesn't have a penis. Anyway, here she pisses them off even further by having the nerve to casually point at something that was in the vicinity of Heather. And when you're the new girl on The Real World, you do not let the other girls think you accidentally pointed at one of them, because they are drunk and crazy.
Last night Adam was kicked off The Real World, which means the kids are getting a new roommate. And Dustin—yes, the same Dustin who has appeared in gay porn—revealed his homophobia when discussing who the new roommate might be.
On last night's real world, the government inched another day closer towards a shutdown, Japan's nuclear waste continued to spill uncontrollably into the Pacific ocean, and NATO accidentally bombed the Libyans it was trying to help.
But on last night's Real World, Adam got hammered and beat the hell out of a wall! So let's all forget about the real world for a minute, and enjoy The Real World...
On last night's Real World, Adam was telling the girls what he thought was a hilarious story about him cheating on the girl he's currently "kind of" dating. Surprisingly, however, the girls weren't amused. But fortunately Mike was there, who Adam used to explain his behavior.
