The Epic Tale Of Elisabeth Hasselbeck
The View + Elisabeth Hasselbeck + A Long Ass Story = The Wrath of Babs....
…And at the end of the day, her kids said, "Thanks, Mom! Everyone at school loved your anger-flavored cookies!"
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Whoopi Goldberg Vibrator Shocker on The View
The ladies of The View are always on the cutting edge of commentary on topics that are important to women, and that includes what you'd grab first if your house caught on fire.
Here, Whoopi queries her fellow hosts on the subject, and we get to learn a little about her own priorities.
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Toddlers & Tiaras Queen Calls It Quits on The View
At the age of six, veteran toddler pageant trooper Eden Wood is hanging up her tiara. Time to move on. Pursue other things.
And, as Lou Gehrig once bid the fans goodbye at Yankee Stadium with his legendary "luckiest man on the face of this Earth" speech, Arkansas' own Eden dropped by The View today to make her announcement, leaving us all with a smile and the gift of song.
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Bristol Palin Reveals How Levi Got Into Her Pants on The View
AP Photo/Charles Rex Arbogast
After emerging from the hinterlands of Alaska to conquer the worlds of dance and unwed teen pregnancy spokespersoning (for five figures, she's available for special event and holiday programs), multi-talent Bristol Palin has finally written a memoir, Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far, chronicling her first 20 years.
With sweet toddler Tripp in tow as a shield of heart-melting cuteness against any truly claws-out questions, Palin stopped by The View this morning for a little girl talk about bad boy baby daddy Levi Johnston, and what can happen when a gal mixes camping and booze with the call of the wild...
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Soup Top 5: American Idol Scotty McCreery Reveals Mound Skills
If you spent your week consumed with why they're making Rocky: The Musical instead of the clearly more obvious choice of Judge Dredd: The Musical, and missed your Soup dose, let's catch up.
1. Live With Regis and Kelly: There's no doubt teen Idol big shot Scotty McCreery is a monster at vocalizing, but at baseball? According to the Big Mc it's true. Somebody up there likes him, apparently.
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Lady Gaga and Joy Behar Vajayjay Stunner on The View
Lady Gaga showed up on The View today in a startlingly conservative getup—basically S&M stilts and a midnight weave from the Cher collection—to delight the ladies with tales of her life story.
She was picked on by bullies, she still thinks she's a loser, she believes in God, etc. But it was Joy Behar who revealed a personal tidbit that trumped pretty much anything Gaga was gushing about.
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Jesse Ventura Wrestles with Paranoia on The View
Lightning rod Jesse Ventura—whose credibility on political matters is matched only by what his wrestling skills were to actual sports—stopped by The View to offer his frank and shocking opinions on government conspiracies. And he's mad.
The diehard American patriot, who told the ladies that he lives full time in Baja and is applying for Mexican citizenship, is outraged that he has to undergo security searches at airports. So outraged he's suing the government. And he wants to tell you about it.
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The View: Candidate Trump? The Donald Will Save Us All
Barack Obama may be the first black president, but Donald Trump just might be the first orange one.
If, of course, he chooses to run (perhaps with Sarah Palin, according to Barbara Walters) and if America is up for the best reality show ever.
In any case, Don droppped in on The View to enlighten the ladies on exactly how our military can start winning, Trump-style.
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Soup Top 5: No Sex? Barbara Walters Blasts Camille For Lack of Attention to Grammer!
Super Bowl, Schmuper Bowl. You can eat crappy food and get drunk watching the best of your Soup week just as easily. Though there are fewer men in tight pants.
1. The View: Camille Grammer stopped by to sing the blues about her split from Kelsey, a visit that included this nugget: their sex life was about as vibrant as the petrified forest. Sizzling AARP hottie Babs Walters had a thing or two to say about C.G.'s apparently untappable booty.
One down, four to go.
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The View: Barbara Walters Angry Camille Grammer Isn't Sluttier
Camille Grammer stopped by The View this week to continue her divorce publicity tour. But she wasn't getting much in the way of sympathy from View overlord, Babs.
