1. Condensed Soup: The Hilarious Loneliness of Hoda Kotb on Today

    Fri, Oct 28, 2011 02:15 PM by

    After all those dull, serious news reports on the first three hours of the Today show, it's always a treat to watch Kathie Lee and Hoda Kotb get liquored up and humiliate each other.

    In this case, Kathie Lee touches on Hoda's chronic, man-free existance. And by "touches on" we mean carves her up like so much raw chuck. Good times!

    There's more to be had when a new Soup comes your way tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.

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  2. Is That a Clam Neck In Your Hand or Are You Just Happy to Be on Today

    Wed, Oct 26, 2011 10:09 AM by Peter Gilstrap

    Today's Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford recently took their goodtime morning fun show to the Pacific Northwest, where they sampled one of the many local delights.

    Yes, we're talking about the geoduck clam, which has an enormous neck siphon that always seems to lend itself to certain male anatomy comparisons. Next stop, hilarity!

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  3. Al Roker's Lust for Life on Today

    Thu, Aug 11, 2011 12:53 PM by Peter Gilstrap

    The Today Show recognizes that hard-hitting news stories aren't only to be found in these United States, which is apparently why they're bringing you this important international piece from France.

    Where they have a new vending machine that dispenses baguettes. Broadening, yes, but Al brings it all back home.

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  4. Daniel Radcliffe Shocker on Today

    Thu, Jul 14, 2011 05:45 PM by Peter Gilstrap

    Daniel Radcliffe is a charming young Brit, a beloved international star since the age of 12, thanks to the Harry Potter series. This morning on Today, forthcoming Radcliffe opened up about a destructive, debilitating habit, one he's thankfully been able to kick...

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  5. Octomom Mothers It Up on Today

    Fri, Jul 08, 2011 12:00 PM by

    Diane Bondareff/NBC

    If you haven't heard from birthing enthusiast Nadya Suleman in a while, she's been leading the quiet, simple, fulfilling life of raising 14 children on her own with no steady means of income that she so desperately sought.

    And now, here she is on Today with all eight of her youngest bundles of joy, explaining one of the ways she's been making ends meet: a rewarding stint in front of the camera...

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  6. Today Reporter Blind to Blind Woman's Blindness

    Fri, Jun 17, 2011 12:00 PM by Peter Gilstrap

    Remember the old days when reporters used to actually be aware of—what are they called?—uhh, facts, before they interviewed someone on live television? Well, forget about your memories and enjoy the cutting-edge skills of sexy co-host Amy Robach. Who, as a major network news journalist, is a sexy co-host.

    Or maybe she's just confused after reporting on so many mutilation-by-chimp stories.

    Speaking of sexy and so many other things, including chimps, Joel McHale will show you what TV hosting is all about on a fresh Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.

    And until then, let a bowling-ball wielding Dr. Oz school you about the joy of strikes. The mind-blowing, earth-shaking, mutually satisfying kind...

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  7. Kathie Lee and Hoda vs. Joel McHale and Soup on Today

    Thu, Jun 02, 2011 11:25 AM by Peter Gilstrap

    Kathie Lee and Hoda are wonderful, effusive personalities with a refreshing lack of personal editing. Which, in Soup terms, means they're blabbing gold on a daily basis, God bless 'em.

    You may recall a special moment we featured recently, where the ladies hosted a pajama party and wound up in the sack with an older gentleman. They sure remember...

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  8. Today: Elder Abuse, Old School

    Thu, May 26, 2011 12:52 PM by Peter Gilstrap

    A highlight of every Today show are Willard Scott's cheery, Smuckers-fueled birthday wishes to the ancients that walk among us. Here Willard—who must be, what ,109 himself?—salutes centenarian Dorothy, who has a special way of staying active.

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  9. Today: Kate Middleton's Favorite Crack-and-Fetus Flavored Drink

    Thu, Apr 28, 2011 03:40 PM by Andrew Genser

    Exciting news! In less than 24 hours the Royal Wedding will be taking place in England! Sorry, we mean the Roy-Al wedding, which is the nuptials of our two gay British friends, Roy and Al.

    But apparently we're the only ones who care about that. Everyone else seems to be all into this Royal wedding thing. And on today's Today, we learned what Royal Wedding participant Kate Middleton's favorite drink is.   

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  10. Today: Ziggy Stardust and the Charlie Sheen from Mars

    Mon, Feb 28, 2011 12:31 PM by Andrew Genser

    By now you've no doubt heard the "winning" Charlie Sheen radio interview from last week. Well, this morning he went on two—count 'em!—morning shows, including Good Morning America and, in the following clip, Today, which means now you can enjoy some raving, maniacal video to accompany your raving, maniacal audio.

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