Today: Meredith Vieira Is a Wet Girl

Wed, May 13, 2009 03:34 PM by Peter Gilstrap

What are the ingredients to a healthy morning chuckle-fest? Just mix the time-killing crew on Today with ribs, add words like "wet," "dry," and "rub," and let it all simmer for 26 seconds on sexual innuendo.  

One can only imagine the lines if Al Roker was sampling a rump roast.