Put Shot In Head
This clip brings to mind the old saying, "Don't trust a Top Model photographer as far as you can throw a shot put." Or, "Don't think learning how to throw things will apply to your career as a model. Unless you're Naomi Campbell."
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Soup Top 5: America's Next Top Model Scores One for der Fatherland
We'd love to write something clever but we're too consumed with trying to forgive ourselves for being aroused by Nancy Grace on DWTS. So let's just move through the shame cycle and get into the best of this week's Soup.
1. America's Next Top Model: The season's just kicked in, but already the judging is heating up. This week, hopeful Lisa comes under scrutiny for certain behavior that might have made her Germany's top model. In 1942.
One down, four await.
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America's Next Top Model: All Stars—Today America, Tomorrow ze Vorld!
Now that Tyra Banks has carefully culled her gaggle of thin, determined all stars from the cycles of past seasons, the competition to become America's Next Top Model almost seems real.
In fact, the candidates are undergoing prodigious scrutiny from the panel of judges, particularly from the keen sensibilities of Brit fashion photographer Nigel Barker...
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America's Next Top Model: Tyra Explains Difference Between Love and Not Love
It's time for Cycle 17 of America's Next Top Model as noted author Tyra Banks continues to toy with the pointless dreams of young American women who don't realize that the only way to assume that prestigious mantle is to kill Tyra.
In the kickoff episode, poor, hot Brittany became the first sucker to take a fall last night as Tyra bestowed pearls of Top Model wisdom on barely-hanging-in-there Alexandria. Who everyone hated.
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Access Hollywood Live: Author Tyra Banks Takes You to Modelland
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Once again, Billy Bush and Access Hollywood bring you the life-enriching news that counts, and that means Tyra. In an astonishing coincidence, cycle 17 of America's Next Top Model is set to kick off just as the Smizer is releasing her new book that she wrote all by herself, Modelland.
It combines two of Tyra's super fave things: models and land. Filled with models.
And she can hardly wait to tell you about it...
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The Burden of a Fantastic Ass on America's Next Top Model
The lovely young women Tyra has rounded up on America's Next Top Model may appear to have what so many ladies yearn for: stunning features, taut, shapely bodies and swan-like elegance.
But according to pitiful Monique, being owner/operator of a serious back end load is not all it's cracked up to be.
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America's Next Top Model: Tyra's Honeys and the Creeps Who Love Them
Looking like being a gorgeous scarecrow in designer clothing is not the only requirement of a top model, so Tyra must school her hopefuls in things like meeting the fans. And fans can be anybody. And anybody includes obsessive young men who look oddly like Vincent D'Onofrio. And may or may not still live with mother.
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Soup Top 5: Sister Wives Honors American Tradition of Unemployment
If you were camping out in line to score tickets to Charlie Sheen's one-man show and missed some vital Soup, now is the time to catch up.
1. Sister Wives: Wife Meri—is she number two or three?—is no slacker. In fact, while other wives get to lay around the multi-family house all day, she's got to bring in the bacon. And when she's home, she obsesses on the American flag. What it means, who knows.
One down, four to go, Soup fiends.
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America's Next Top Model: Tyra Wounded by Internet!
As Tyra Banks carefully schools her fledgling models for the role as toppest of them all, there are many elements that come into play. Correct runway sauntering, proper icy attitude, dealing with all those nasty people on the Internet who ...
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Tyra Banks Says It With Her Eyes on The Talk
Over on The Talk, not all the communication is done via the mouth. Tyra Banks, long known for her skills in blather, stopped by to reveal her unique method of getting men to have sex with her using only her eyeballs.
