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Mon, Jul 06, 2009 03:49 PM by Peter Gilstrap

Welcome to the polar opposite of Dance Your Ass Off.

No, it's not the latest E! reality vehicle, Stand There and Force Fistfuls of Food Into Your Pie Hole, but merely the annual July Fourth Nathan's 2009 Hot Dog Eating Contest.

Feel the national pride as clam-cramming champion Sonya Thomas and cranberry-sauce-stuffing superstar Juliet Lee go gullet to gullet over tube steaks.

Only in America.