Who Twarted? M.D.
That Beyonce lip synched @ inauguration doesn't necessarily mean she fakes orgasms.
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) January 22, 2013
Thanks, @Dr. Ruth! About to have sex in front of 800,000 people #nervous!!
To be interesting, you have to maintain a certain degree of mystery, because it gives you a degree of mystery.
— Dr. Phil (@DrPhil) January 23, 2013#LIFECODE
Mystery, you say? Hmmm…Dexter also has a #LIFECODE
— Dr. Gregory House (@Greg_House_MD) January 23, 2013
#ThingsIDoWhenIGetBored Picking lint out of my belly button...
So, still busier than Dr. Phil.
If you had the flu this season, I need you for an upcoming show. Click here for all the details: http://droz.me/U4IuY6
— Dr. Mehmet Oz (@DrOz) January 13, 2013
(Not for the flu but for Hot Carls, thx.)
Where do you stash your Dr Pepper? Show off with a pic.
— Dr Pepper (@drpepper) January 20, 2013
@DrPepper Please help, I've had a can of Dr. Pepper stuck in my anus for 72 hours #notquitecoke! #notquiterootbeer! #HURTS!!
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